Your Linux Server Has Been Rootable Since 2017 by a 732-Byte Script
Copy Fail (CVE-2026-31431): a 732-byte Python script roots every Linux distro since 2017 through a straight-line kernel crypto flaw. It poisons the page cache to hijack setuid binaries, leaves zero disk traces, and escapes containers. AI-found in 1 hour. 100% reliable. Patch now.